It should be common knowledge by now that not all women love to give bl0wjobs. Just in I’ll say it again for those who weren’t listening the first time around. Not all women love or even like to give bl0wjobs.
Nope, we don’t care what you’ve seen in porn or what your friends have been telling you. Women’s sexual appetites vary and this could be one of the reasons you’re not getting the bl0w job of your life right now.
Yet if your affair partner has said that they don’t mind giving bl0wjobs or that they even love doing it and you still can’t get one for the life of you? The problem is probably you. Take a good look at yourself and see what you’re doing wrong.
Still can’t figure it out? We’ve got some reasons for you that might help illuminate your situation.
1. You’re asking them for a bl0wjob in the wrong way
Easily the most important part of getting to the lovely, lovely blowjobs and the way that is the easiest to screw up you need to find a balance between being assertive and aggressive. You also want to avoid that pitfall that is being passive aggressive. Dropping little hints like “Oh, I sure could use a blow job right now” or “You know what I’m thinking when you’re on your knees like that?” are annoying and likely to actually diminish your chances of getting blown. I mean, come on guys. If you’re going to talk about it, at least be a little bit sexy. Just be candid, talk openly about sexual things and straight out say what you’re thinking of, but frame it with how good you’re going to make your affair partner feel too. It can’t be all about you, you, you.
Easily the most important part of getting to the lovely, lovely blowjobs and the way that is the easiest to screw up you need to find a balance between being assertive and aggressive. You also want to avoid that pitfall that is being passive aggressive. Dropping little hints like “Oh, I sure could use a blow job right now” or “You know what I’m thinking when you’re on your knees like that?” are annoying and likely to actually diminish your chances of getting blown. I mean, come on guys. If you’re going to talk about it, at least be a little bit sexy. Just be candid, talk openly about sexual things and straight out say what you’re thinking of, but frame it with how good you’re going to make your affair partner feel too. It can’t be all about you, you, you.
2. You’re not a giver
Following up on that destruction of your egocentric universe is this important fact. You want your affair partner to blow you, but you’re not willing to eat her out in return? Get used to not getting blown. There are very few women who will accept that kind of deal unless they’re the type of woman who gets off almost purely on their partners pleasure. Considering that most women don’t get off from penetrative sex alone, you’d best get used to going down on her or at the very least find alternate ways to please her. Also? If you can’t use your mouth, you’d best ask really nicely when you ask her to use hers.
Following up on that destruction of your egocentric universe is this important fact. You want your affair partner to blow you, but you’re not willing to eat her out in return? Get used to not getting blown. There are very few women who will accept that kind of deal unless they’re the type of woman who gets off almost purely on their partners pleasure. Considering that most women don’t get off from penetrative sex alone, you’d best get used to going down on her or at the very least find alternate ways to please her. Also? If you can’t use your mouth, you’d best ask really nicely when you ask her to use hers.
3. Your head’s stuck up your own ass.
Cocky? Self-assured? Gross. Women like confidence, it’s true and you’re going to find that people want you to be self-assured rather than needing support all the time, but the world don’t owe you shit. If you’re one of those men who think that you deserve this bl0w job, then get the hell out. Demanding a bl0w job without asking or considering your affair partner’s feelings on the matter can feel more than a little dehumanizing. No one wants to be objectified and to be so pushy if your affair partner is resisting shows an incredible lack of respect.
Cocky? Self-assured? Gross. Women like confidence, it’s true and you’re going to find that people want you to be self-assured rather than needing support all the time, but the world don’t owe you shit. If you’re one of those men who think that you deserve this bl0w job, then get the hell out. Demanding a bl0w job without asking or considering your affair partner’s feelings on the matter can feel more than a little dehumanizing. No one wants to be objectified and to be so pushy if your affair partner is resisting shows an incredible lack of respect.
4. You’re refusing to keep it neat. Manscaping. There, we said the dreaded word which seems to bring men who would otherwise be quite rational into a state of mind where their lips curl back into a sneer. This is important though. It’s true that not all of your affair partners are going to want their men porn star smooth. Some just like hair men, but it’s hard to find a woman who is going to want pubes in her teeth. Make sure to trim your pubic hair regularly even if you want to keep it long just so you can get rid of those stray hairs that could make a hot, sexy situation into a gross one.
5. Keep it clean.
We really shouldn’t have to tell you this one and the fact that this is on the list means that some men are still not getting how important hygiene is. Especially in the lower areas. If you aren’t the cleanest down there but want to get it on with your affair partner you can think again. You’d be lucky if you got sex. Maybe she won’t notice and that’s how you’ll manage it, but if you smell down there? She’s going to notice the instant her face is within a foot of your crotch. So make sure you clean well, nobody wants to go down on what smells like sweaty gym socks.
We really shouldn’t have to tell you this one and the fact that this is on the list means that some men are still not getting how important hygiene is. Especially in the lower areas. If you aren’t the cleanest down there but want to get it on with your affair partner you can think again. You’d be lucky if you got sex. Maybe she won’t notice and that’s how you’ll manage it, but if you smell down there? She’s going to notice the instant her face is within a foot of your crotch. So make sure you clean well, nobody wants to go down on what smells like sweaty gym socks.
6. The look.
Some time some girls imagine how the dick look like, some compare the look to other objects and imagine putting it into their mouth. Seriously, You will notice that from Her facial reaction, like whats this!!?
Some time some girls imagine how the dick look like, some compare the look to other objects and imagine putting it into their mouth. Seriously, You will notice that from Her facial reaction, like whats this!!?
7. The size.
Wow! Some dick are huge. How do You expect them to put such size in their mouth? While some girls are turned on by the huge size and gets so horny to suck You up and f*ck Hour brains out.
Wow! Some dick are huge. How do You expect them to put such size in their mouth? While some girls are turned on by the huge size and gets so horny to suck You up and f*ck Hour brains out.
8. Men Want Deep Throat
Women who can't deep throat believe that the are unable to give the man the pleasure he is looking for. Some men love pushing down the throat like they in the pu*sy doing it. So they would rather not do it.
9. She Doesn't Know How To Do It
Some women fear that they don't know how to do it right and that they might bite it. They may be right, so men, you may be better off without it, or teach Her how to do it.
10. You Fall Asleep Before Her Turn
Having a good bl0w job is sometimes great but most times, one of the biggest reasons women don't like to give blow jobs is because once it's over the man falls asleep. They forget about their needs?
11. You Taste Like Bleah
Some women say that when a man ejaculates it tastes like bleach. Maybe so, but men retort with what women taste like and they still don't mind.
12. She Gags
Some women gag when a penis is in their mouth. They may have a strong gag reflex or just find it disgusting.
13. Thinks It's Not Ladylike
Bl0w job loving/addict guys, please pray not to meet these type of ladies if You are the type that enjoy it before sex You might just be disappointed by some women who think that giving a bl0w job is slutty and just not ladylike. However, men think it's very ladylike to pleasure them that way.
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